Thursday, April 24, 2014

The Shallow End

For the record, because it's important... Joe's denominational affiliation is not Catholic, as far as we know. He's never told us. He's ambiguous like that. The collar is just an easy way to identify him as some sort of pastor. Also, his last name is Ortiz, or Lopez, or Gutierrez or Gomez, or Sanchez. We forget. It ends in a "Z" though, that much we remember.


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Wednesday, April 23, 2014

I Have No Free Will

Oh, the commenters on Facebook are having a field day with this one. Blah blah blah, yak yak yak. Shut up and quit making your points so I can make mine.


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Sunday, April 20, 2014

More Like You

All those annoying extra people showing up in church on Easter, taking up the parking spots, smelling all fancy, looking so clean, acting all holy.


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Friday, April 18, 2014

It is Finished

Or as Robert Powell exclaimed in the overly dramatic Franco Zeffirelli miniseries "Jesus of Nazareth,"... "It!.... Is!... Fff... Accomplished!"


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Wednesday, April 16, 2014

Hollow Easter Bunny

Kevin is our resident agnostic. He still talks to Jesus. His mom loves him. He loves his Easter candy.


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Tuesday, April 15, 2014

A Classic - Attached to an Advertisement

We occasionally have to promote the book. So, this.

Click the link below the image to be taken to Amazon. Buy a dozen.


Yes, you click this now!

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Blood Moon Fallout

John Haggee will never go broke predicting the Apocalypse. His "Blood Moon" book is a bestseller. Unfortunately.


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Friday, April 11, 2014

Commonality

If you've ever read the comments on these comics on Facebook, you know where we got the idea for this one. Carl is so sure he's right. And so is everyone else. And that's why we have 40,000 strains of Christianity.


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Thursday, April 10, 2014

Morally Failing

Christian leaders don't get caught cheating, gambling, using porn or whatever; they simply have moral failings. Or that's what the press release from the church would have us believe. Ann's husband Jim was one such failure.


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Tuesday, April 08, 2014

You Can Do This

Lisa is fun to write for. She, like her husband Carl, practices a very upper-middle class sort of Christianity.


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Saturday, April 05, 2014

Takes Some Faith

Kevin isn't much for that old C.S. Lewis argument. Jesus doesn't mind.


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Thursday, April 03, 2014

A Form of Godliness


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Tuesday, April 01, 2014

Jesus Freaks


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Wednesday, March 26, 2014

Not For Nothing

He's your Lord before he's your friend.


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Life is Good

Life is good, so long as it seems good at the moment...

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Friday, March 21, 2014

Fred Phelps

This is you. This is us.


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Tuesday, March 18, 2014

New Noah Film

Despite Paramount's best efforts to customize this film to shear some sheep, it probably won't happen.


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Thursday, March 13, 2014

Honest Agnostic

Kevin is becoming a total jerk. Jesus tries to tell him how to be a better jerk.


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Not So Innocent

Carl, ever Carl, (God bless him) is a little child of the world.


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Wednesday, March 12, 2014

In Jesus' Name

Ann invokes the magic words.


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Monday, March 10, 2014

More Than We Can Handle

Lisa misquotes an oft-misquoted verse.

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Friday, March 07, 2014

His Craftsmanship

Kevin...  We're getting sick of Kevin.

Kevin started in this series as a guy with honest questions and a lot of pride. He gradually became agnostic and is now becoming antagonistic.

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Tuesday, March 04, 2014

Subpar Sunday School Schlock

Have you seen the new movie? Neither have we. But Satan weighs in with his review.


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Friday, February 28, 2014

Love the Sinner

This one was kinda big on Facebook; one of our most-seen to date.


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Wednesday, February 26, 2014

A Mighty Thing

Ann is sick of "all the haters" badmouthing her pastor.


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Thursday, February 20, 2014

They're Being Saved

Joe, out of his usual cleric's collar and wearing street clothes, lets Jesus know he always wanted to see crowds down front.

("The buses will wait," was often heard at large scale crusades, where busloads of people had been brought in. As they responded to the altar call, the evangelist let them know there was no need to put this off, as the buses would wait. Say it in a Billy Graham-esque North Carolina accent and it sounds better. As do most things said in a North Carolina accent.)

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